**stone cold lock!!***

January 24, 2010 by Bread
OK not really...just seemed like an attn getter for PT.

Just a quick stop in from everyone's favorite lover/faggot Bread.

A couple departing notes, since my departure was sudden and gay-laden.

I wish all of you well. Even those I hate. Truly. My online persona one year ago to today is a complete 180. I have been trying to reflect this in life as well. If I offer one piece of advice to those of you I lose track of, it's to breathe more and smile more. Took me almost 38 years to get there, but I'm... More...

Any other N.W.A. fans out there?

January 4, 2010 by Bread
Man what a legendary band. I think my favorite song is Real Niggaz


Lyrics to Real Niggaz :
[Mc Ren]
Prisoner like a hostage
Yo, you should of covered your mutha****ing head like an ostrich
Deep in the dirt 'cause you's a sucker
And you ass up high so I can kick the mutha****er
Don't try to hang your best abroad
'Cause my foot will be so far up you ass, you're get hemroids
Before you try to **** wit Ren
I'll put two in your ass and you'll be shitting a size 10

[Dr. Dre]
First come, first serve, whoever's got the nerve
Step up and get what you...[/Mc Ren][/Dr. Dre] More...

Attn: MonkeyF0cker!

January 1, 2010 by Bread
I think it's already been pre-determined that RebateWager is getting exactly what they set out for in this experiment - great pub. Many who had never heard of them now have, and that will work out very well for them.

We all know that they didn't care if you took them for the free $1K or not. What they have done (and to their credit, they never lost their cool like the BFC fiasco) will cover the cost of their risk 50-fold.

BUT...I look at it a different way my friend.

MonkeyF0cker....this was about you. You are now one of the 10 most famous SBR posters here, and I know from countless conversations in both email and text messages, that that's what you've wanted for a long time. You've made it pal.

You used RebateWager to achieve YOUR goals and they don't even have a clue. And hey, if you happen to bounce back and make a quick grand out of the deal, just a cherry on top of the sucker cake.

MonkeyF0cker, I commend you. You sly dog you.

:moped:

Filthy Penny Week 17 - Attn Nicky & Herman

January 1, 2010 by Bread
Some of you may remember way back when I wrote about an NFL Experiment called The Filthy Penny. It was basically a study using SBR Points as prizes, to see if I could cap the NFL better than my wife and a coin flip. Well believe it or not, we are down to the final week of regular season games. It?s time to take a look at our results.

I am happy to report that I did post the best record 109-96-4 (53%). Robyn finished at a respectable 102-103-4 (50%)... More...

UFC 108 Capping Contest - Register Now!

December 30, 2009 by Bread


UFC 108 Handicapping Tournament


UFC 108 is all about the points. SBR is putting up 500 points as prizes. You can enter for free on that. If you would like to play for the side pot as well, it will cost you 25 points which you must post up to me in this post to be eligible. Only those that post up the 25 pts will be eligible for the side pot as well. Everyone will be playing for the main pot of 500 points.



Rules




    [*]One entry per household. No exceptions will be made.
    [*]You must make a pick for all 10 fights...[/*][/*] More...

UFC 108 - Revenge of the Stanky Leg

December 30, 2009 by Bread
Two weeks is entirely too long to wait for MMA action when you left off the last events with one of your most profitable evenings ever. On Saturday, UFC 108 finally rolls around. Can Bread continue his winning streak into the low teens? I don?t see why not. Let?s ride!

Rashad Evans -210
Thiago Silva ... More...

Offering Odds on the Power Posters Final Four

December 29, 2009 by Bread
Not trying to steal any of Mexican Stallion's thunder, but since he is directly involved, I think it would be a conflict of interest for him to offer action on himself.

The Final Four is set, with Mudcat facing Eaglesphan and Smitch vs. Mexican Stallion.

Place your point wagers in this thread. Will take action up until the first game any of them picks begins (probably today's early bowl game).

I only have 900 pts, so won't take action that could leave me short. Will see if any of the action evens out and go from there.

Contestants can bet on themselves, but not on anyone else in the tourney.

Link to brackets

[URL]http://www.sbrpicks.com/tourney/667/[/URL]


[B]Mudcat[/B] [B]-140[/B]
[B]EaglesPhan +120

Smitch -120
Mexican Stallion +100

[U]
Odds to win Tourney[/U]

Mudcat -125
Smitch +100
Mexican Stallion +120
EaglesPhan +130[/B]

An SBR Christmas Poem

December 24, 2009 by Bread
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through SBR
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Scholar.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that NICKAY! soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of back door covers danced in their heads.
And JJ in his skully, and I in my wig,
Had just settled our accounts for a nasty house vig.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Two on two out, Tulowitzki the batter
Too many losses to too many wins
Tulowitzki pops up. Bread loses. Again



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When did motorcross become hot?

December 23, 2009 by Bread
Ami Houde. Professional motorcross racer from CANADA of all goddam places! LOL!

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Checking in on my Divisional Futures. Heckle Away!

December 23, 2009 by Bread
With two weeks remaining in the NFL regular season it?s time for me to check in on my Future Divisional plays. I am very sad to announce that there is nothing more than a lump of coal at the bottom of my wagering stocking. With seven of the eight division being secured, or lined up to be clinched by the preseason favorites, I was bound to be in trouble. Hopefully many of you were wiser than I and have a Holiday bonus right around the corner.

AFC East
New England (-775) has... More...
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